Thoughts ARCHIVES

I Finally Feel Secure About My Relationship Today

If You Can’t Handle Me at My Worst, You Probably Aren’t Going to Like That I Keyed Your Car

How Learning to Say ‘No’ Completely Changed My Subway Order

Sorry I Can’t Go Out Tonight, I’m Fostering a Succulent

My Feminist Boyfriend Isn’t Working Until The Wage Gap Is Fixed

Ways My Boyfriend Reminds Me of a Chernobyl Super Wolf

I’m Saving the Earth by Recycling My K-Cups to Make Dog Hats

I Finally Made Time to Watch My Child Both Whip And Nae Nae

How Embracing My True Self Allowed Me to Finally Start Dating My Cousin

How Wetting My Pants Out of Spite Saved My Marriage

Why I Chose to Write a Personal Essay About My Life

Why Is It That When a Man Bleeds All Over the Couch It’s Totally Fine?

Why I Love Looking at the Internet

Places I Would Kiss Dean Strang

I Want JLaw to Be My Best Friend Except Uglier Than Me and Not Famous

I Removed a Thorn From a Lesbian’s Paw; Now We Are Best Friends

Top 10 Times I Lost 5 Pounds in 2015

I Couldn’t Open His Button-Fly in Time

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