Thoughts ARCHIVES

I Finally Made Time to Watch My Child Both Whip And Nae Nae

How Embracing My True Self Allowed Me to Finally Start Dating My Cousin

How Wetting My Pants Out of Spite Saved My Marriage

Why I Chose to Write a Personal Essay About My Life

Why Is It That When a Man Bleeds All Over the Couch It’s Totally Fine?

Why I Love Looking at the Internet

Places I Would Kiss Dean Strang

I Want JLaw to Be My Best Friend Except Uglier Than Me and Not Famous

I Removed a Thorn From a Lesbian’s Paw; Now We Are Best Friends

Top 10 Times I Lost 5 Pounds in 2015

I Couldn’t Open His Button-Fly in Time

We’re Not a Cult, We’re Just Adult Coloring Book People

All My Friends Died in a Boating Accident and I Wasn’t Even Invited

I Cut Sugar for Just Two Weeks and My Husband Left Me

I Went on an All-Eggnog Cleanse for 10 Days and Gained 47 Pounds

I Do All of My Best Creative Work Responding To Tinder Messages

4 Ways Adele Cured My Eczema

My Ex-Boyfriend Got Engaged on a Sleigh Ride and I’m Totally Fine

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