Tag Archive: Parenting

I Don’t Exercise to Be Able to Hold My Grandchildren. I Do It so I Can Dunk on Them.

Why I’m Having Kids so I Have Someone to Blame if My Makeup Looks Kind of Bad

How to Accept You Don’t Want Kids Even Though You Want to Raise the Next ‘Naked Brothers Band’

Mom Insists Hottest Child Looks the Most Like Her

‘Let’s Make a Pros and Cons List,’ Says Parent About Thing You Already Said ‘No’ To

Why I Gave Up My Newborn Baby for a Stanley Cup

My Relationship With My Mom Is Great – My Mommy Issues Are From My Ballet Teacher

Gentle Parenting? This Mom Lets Her Kid Put Her in Time-Out

Teething Baby Soothed by Vape Pen

Mom Misses Cute Age When Children Were Entirely Beholden to Her Godlike Authority

My Zodiac Sign Wasn’t Compatible With My Baby, So I Left Her in a Walmart

Mom Afraid iPads Are Going to Ruin Kids’ Ability to Engineer Deeply Unrealistic Maladaptive Daydreams

REPORT: Your Cat Doesn’t Think You’re Its Mom, It Thinks You’re Another Cat Who Likes to Pick up Its Shit

Woman Who Doesn’t Want Kids Just Going to Have to Rely on Money Taking Care of Her When She’s Old

‘Tattoos Are Permanent!’ Says Mom With Children

Brave! This Woman Decided Not to Have Kids Because She Doesn’t Want to Do Math Homework Again

Why I’m Having Kids So I Have Something to Trade if the Devil Ever Wants to Make a Deal

Newborn Wondering If This Tit Has Oat Milk