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Why I Only Swallow Cum That’s Gone Through the Brita Filter

News

Woman Blocks Out Hour of Day for Yearning

“It’s important to make time for the things that really matter.”

Love and Sex

Disturbing! This Woman Powers Down Like an Animatronic Puppet Right After She Cums

Wow! Truly horrible stuff!

News

Woman Racing to Eat Eggs Faster Than Brain Can Realize How Disgusting They Are

It’s like if Jell-O got strong, but was also yellow.

Thoughts

Why I Have Him Put His Dick in Upside Down Like a USB

It actually fit better than ever before!

News

Woman More Averse to Virtue Signaling Than Oppression

“What if someone thought I was virtue signaling?”

Style

4 Wedding Dresses to Shop for After Your Crush Saves Your Audio Message

Here comes the bride!

Living

QUIZ: Is the S.O. They’re Referring to ‘Significant Other’ or ‘Scary Octopus’?

What might we make of this?

Love and Sex

How to Orgasm So Hard You Start Putting Yourself First

Oh shit, are you now loving the skin you’re in and you’re happy with your own solitude?!

News

Man Shouting on the Subway About Government Control Making Some Good Points

“It’s like, yeah, the CIA truly is a terrorist organization.”

News

Woman Listens to Guided Meditation on 1.75x Speed

“I just heard my inbox ping. Let’s go.”

Living

How to Never Not Be Eating a Little Snack

Here’s how to turn this lil’ dream into a reality.

News

Woman’s Music Taste Stolen From One Cool Coffee Shop

“Can you guys actually be quiet for a sec? I’m Shazam-ing.”

Love and Sex

How to Have Good Sex Even Though You Say ‘Thank You Yum Yum’ Whenever Someone Enters You

Happy fucking!

Style

5 Neon Eye Shadows That Say, ‘Please Ignore My Request for a Low-key 30th Birthday Party’

If they’re looking at your face, they’ll know what you really want this year.

Thoughts

I Woke Up and Smelled the Roses. Here’s Why I Spent the Night at Lowe’s Garden Center.

I don’t think I’ll ever go back (because I’m permanently banned)!

Entertainment

We Ranked Every ‘Euphoria’ Character and It’s Totally Not Just to Make You All Argue in the Replies

We rank Euphoria characters with an iron fist and zero ulterior motives.

Living

How to Quit Your Reality Show Addiction by Finding 30 Men Who Will Compete to Marry You

Whatever way you spin it, at least you won’t be watching reality TV!

News

Woman Treats Herself to a Little Road Rage

“Treat yourself!”

Thoughts

My Piss is Clear. Here’s Why I’m Still a Bad Person

We exist!

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