Why I Only Swallow Cum That’s Gone Through the Brita Filter

It’s the age-old question: spit or swallow? Well, that can get a bit complicated for someone like me, because while I do swallow, I only do it with cum that’s gone through the Brita filter at least once beforehand, but more if I want something more refined and delicious.

 

I’ve been filtering my water with my Brita filter for years. Regular tap water can contain bacteria, metals, chemicals, and other contaminants, which is why it’s important to always filter it before you drink it. But who’s to say that the same things aren’t present in someone’s cum?

 

I’d rather be safe than sorry!

 

 

When I’m performing oral sex, I don’t really know what the person I’m having sex with has put in their body that day. That’s why right when they’re about to cum, I run to my fridge and get my Brita Water Filter Pitcher Dispenser, then right as they’re about to blow, I come back to the bedroom and tell them to aim for the top compartment. While it does take quite a while for the cum to be filtered, I rest easy knowing that the cum I swallow is 100% safe!

 

But as I said before, this process can be time-consuming, so sometimes just to save time I tell my sexual partners to bring their own Brita-filtered cum to my place so we can avoid that whole interruption.

 

Of course, I have had some friends and sexual partners question my decision to painstakingly filter every drop of cum before I swallow it. I’d have to say that the number #1 question people ask me is, “Why don’t you just spit it out? Or tell them to cum somewhere else entirely?” And I tell them that swallowing cum is extremely important to me, but managing my health and wellbeing is just as important.

 

The Brita filter also makes it taste great! Plus, there’s just something so luxurious about only swallowing the most purified cum.

 

However, I am getting a little bored of the same old thing every blowjob. I’m thinking about getting a Sodastream to carbonate the cum before I swallow it. The future is here!