Living 4 Kegel Exercises to Make Your Vagina So Strong It Sucks the Rest of Your Body in Like a Black Hole
Living QUIZ: Are Your Parents Calling You a Communist or Are You Not Going Hard Enough? Doesn’t matter where you fall on the spectrum: it’s all communism in Dad’s eyes.
Living How to Dance at a Party Even Though If You Saw Yourself You Would Never Dance Again But remember: Instagram stories exist.
Thoughts If My Posture Is So Bad, Why Does It Meet the Golden Ratio? I am proud of the beautiful arc in my spine, rolling forward like the golden hills of Cyprus.
News ‘Is That Something?’ Asks Writer After Recounting Childhood Trauma Word for Word He’s determined that it “is really something,” even though it is really not.
News REPORT: People Aren’t Using Metal Detectors at Beaches Like They Used To “There’s still lots of metal under the sand; it’s just that no one’s there to find it.”
News Mandela Effect? Older Sibling Remembers Being Nice to You Growing Up “I don’t know where you’re getting all this from.”
Living How to Use a Theragun Without Thinking ‘Okay But What If?’ Think about what the founders of Theragun would say.
Love and Sex How to Use Foreplay to Get a Deep Tissue Massage It might actually be the best win-win situation that’s out there!
Living How to Put Out an Active Fire Even Though Your Cat’s Little Paw Is Gingerly Placed on Your Arm Aw! Look at her little toe beans!
News Healthy Work Environment Still Kind Of Annoying To Be Honest It is still, unfortunately, a work environment.
News Just Like The Real Thing! This Vegan Company Is Cruel to Its Beans “The difference is staggering.”
News Woman Surrenders Self to $6 Muffin “There comes a time in every woman’s life where you simply have to let go, and let $6 muffin.”
I Lived it: Thoughts I LIVED IT: No One Said They Liked My Dress So I Couldn’t Tell Them It Has Pockets Will I ever recover from this?
News Woman Takes Break from Crying to See if She Looks Cute Crying Sources confirm she looks devastated in a kind of sexy, downtrodden way.
Living 4 Frogs I Kissed Hoping They’d Turn Into a Prince but Instead They Filed Restraining Orders Better keep trying!