4 Ways to Grow Your Hair Faster Even Though It’s Impossible

Whether you just got a bad haircut, want to grow your hair out quickly, or you’re just struggling to achieve the length you desire, there’s probably nothing that you want more than a way to speed up the hair growth process. So here’s a list of ways to grow your hair faster, even though they don’t work, and trying to make your hair grow faster is actually impossible!


Biotin supplements

Biotin, also known as vitamin B7 or H, is known for converting proteins, fats, and carbohydrates into energy, but it has also been claimed to be helpful for hair growth. While this actually hasn’t been proven and most people don’t need biotin supplements unless they have a biotin deficiency, go ahead and buy a big bottle of pills anyway! Maybe it’ll do something (it won’t)!



Working out is great for you– but will it make your hair grow faster, too? Well, the jury’s still out on that one. Doesn’t matter, though! Pick up some weights and start jogging twice a day, because maybe it might almost give you the long tresses you’ve always dreamed of! But obviously not really. Have you ever heard a gym rat talk about how fasts their hair is growing? Not a thing!


Scalp massage

Experts confirm that massaging your scalp twice or more times a day stimulates the blood flow to your hair follicles, making them more inclined to grow hair faster, and this would be so cool if it were true. You might as well still do these head massages though because it’ll feel great when you need to relieve the headaches you’ll get from the disappointment of all these different hair growth methods!


Getting regular trims

Obviously this doesn’t do jack shit because trimming your hair is actively making your hair shorter, but you can always try to convince yourself that your hair is actually growing faster because of something or other about split ends. Either way, your hair is still gonna be short! Sorry!



Everyone knows that hair grows out eventually, but no one wants to accept that, so if you’re trying to beat nature by growing it out faster than humanly possible, then follow all of these steps even though they don’t work! You’ll thank us later! Or you’ll hate us! Either way, good luck!