Love and Sex
Find out who that ugly twat is who liked his status about loving bacon.
Remember: You don’t have to be Olivia Palermo to not die of starvation.
“There’s a mirror there, so if this time is used right, it can be really efficient for self-criticism.”
It’s about time we curl up by the fireplace, take in the leaves, and panic over the cost of flights for Thanksgiving.
Who knew I’d be destined to like him, then ignore him, then lose him, then totally fall head over heels for him.
Avoid this embarrassing situation with these fresh new utterances and you’ll be a short flight of stairs away from a promotion!