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Love and Sex

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If, in a tragic turn of events, your boyfriend’s mobility is compromised, he will need significant assistance to travel.

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“We could tell something was wrong right when he came out of Meryl’s vagina.”

Living

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Everyday women across the country are “communicating their needs” with a goblet of Pinot Grigio.

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Once again, she began, “Well…” before ceding the floor to the rustling of a nearby tree.

Living

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Screw Blair and her pickled jalapeño stuffing, organic bacon-pecan pie, and hand-knit place settings.

Love and Sex

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Unsalvageable, on the rocks, or was that business trip he had to take to Florida this week?

Living

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You regret your part in it and totally forgive everyone, and it’s totally, totally fine.

Living

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Here are 20 horses that are on my level.

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“It made a lump in my pants, but I don’t think anyone noticed.”

Love and Sex

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You don’t want to enter a night of spontaneous passion without a clear head.

Thoughts

My Baby Has A Perfect Fucking Latch

When my milk started to come in, it didn’t throw this little dude at all!

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Stalker Turns Out to Be Handsome

McMurray, who looks like a cross between Jon Hamm and a young Cary Grant, admitted to following Simmons and sending her letters and gifts.

Living

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Living

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Living

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So before you transition from criticizing your own body to criticizing your unborn daughter’s body, go ahead and treat yourself to that wine.

Style

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Finally, it’s hip to have pants as thin as your hair.

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New Combination of Old Clothing Worn

“I can’t believe I’ve never worn this shirt and this skirt at the same time,” Hollingsworth said, flabbergasted.

Living

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You can’t have Lauren ruining the day with her “ethics.”

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