4 Comfortable Chairs to Uncomfortably Watch Woody Allen Movies

Living

Granola Bars to Keep in Your Purse So Your Friends Say, ‘You’re Such a Mom’

These will fuel your friends bellies as you sit on the sidelines of their soccer games!

Living

How to Lick an Envelope Without Looking Too Slutty

Now you won’t give anyone the wrong idea, you little tramp!

Love and Sex

4 Brene Brown Quotes for When Kevin Won’t Reciprocate Oral

“Vulnerability sounds like truth and feels like courage.”

Living

Foods to Spill In Bed So He Finally Washes His Sheets

Here’s how to get those sheets in the black garbage bag he considers a hamper.

Style

Office-Appropriate Looks That Say, ‘I Went to the 2005 Warped Tour’

It may be 2016, but not in your mind!

Thoughts

People Know I’m a Fashionista Because My Shirt Says ‘Fashionista’

I just slip on this bedazzled tank and I’m ready to roll!

Living

Personal Brand Guidelines If Your Name is Kendall And You’re Good With People

These are amazing ways to improve your personal brand, exclusively for those named Kendall.

News

Woman Thinks She Can Just Decide On An Entree While Everyone Else Orders

Admit it’s not going to happen and get a Caesar salad.

Love and Sex

Fun Date Spots That Say, ‘I’m Your Granddaughter From The Future’

These platonic dates will help you cut the ties with your sexually frustrated grandpa.

Love and Sex

Cool-Girl Emojis That Will Earn His Respect

These emojis will make you seem laid back and chill, unlike the colorful cake pop.

Living

How To Feel Full On Just Your Birth Control

Even on placebo week, you can feel full all day long.

Living

How To Negotiate A Hostage Situation According To Your Kidnapper’s Sign

You will absolutely have a better understanding of your kidnapper now.

Love and Sex

I Got Rid of Everything That Reminded Me of Matt, Except These 14 Things

I am 100% moving on from everything except his half eaten box of cheez-its.

Style

How to Correctly Apply Blush, You Whore

Make sure you blend, you little slut.

Style

Party Dresses That Say, ‘It’s My Birthday And Someone Has To Fuck Me’

Unofficial birthday rules say you’re owed at least one birthday pity fuck!

Love and Sex

5 Kissing Techniques to Show Him You’ve Totally Moved On

You don’t even miss your ex at all because you guys are still having sex.

Style

6 Cute Updos That Say ‘I’m A Sweaty Little Pig’

That’ll do, you sweaty little pig!

News

Successful Woman Dies From Brain Being Picked to Death

Karen was known for her generosity and intelligence, the unfortunate causes of her demise.

Thoughts

How Dating An Older Man Helped Me Learn To Check My Voicemail

I had never checked my voicemail in my life, but when Roger explained the simple process, I felt so free.

Podcast

On Mouth Time: It’s LMK Day! (w/Sudi Green)

Quenn and Div celebrate LMK (let me know) day and talk about their new album, Abbey Road.

« Previous
1
…
313
314
315
316
317
…
473
Next »

RECENT POSTS

4 Comfortable Chairs to Uncomfortably Watch Woody Allen Movies

Granola Bars to Keep in Your Purse So Your Friends Say, ‘You’re Such a Mom’

How to Lick an Envelope Without Looking Too Slutty

4 Brene Brown Quotes for When Kevin Won’t Reciprocate Oral

Foods to Spill In Bed So He Finally Washes His Sheets

Office-Appropriate Looks That Say, ‘I Went to the 2005 Warped Tour’

People Know I’m a Fashionista Because My Shirt Says ‘Fashionista’

Personal Brand Guidelines If Your Name is Kendall And You’re Good With People

Woman Thinks She Can Just Decide On An Entree While Everyone Else Orders

Fun Date Spots That Say, ‘I’m Your Granddaughter From The Future’

Cool-Girl Emojis That Will Earn His Respect

How To Feel Full On Just Your Birth Control

How To Negotiate A Hostage Situation According To Your Kidnapper’s Sign

I Got Rid of Everything That Reminded Me of Matt, Except These 14 Things

How to Correctly Apply Blush, You Whore

Party Dresses That Say, ‘It’s My Birthday And Someone Has To Fuck Me’

5 Kissing Techniques to Show Him You’ve Totally Moved On

6 Cute Updos That Say ‘I’m A Sweaty Little Pig’

Successful Woman Dies From Brain Being Picked to Death

How Dating An Older Man Helped Me Learn To Check My Voicemail

On Mouth Time: It’s LMK Day! (w/Sudi Green)