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Entertainment

Celebrities That Aren’t Even That Pretty

Thoughts

I Just Want My Boyfriend to Be Open, Honest, and Retake This Hogwarts Sorting Quiz

That’s all it takes to please me! Seriously.

Thoughts

Why I Spent $200,000 on Orchestrating a Run-In With My Ex

Revenge is priceless, and also really, really expensive if you do it right.

Thoughts

All The Good Ones Are Taken or I Just Accidentally Texted Them Audio of Me Pooping

Apple should really reconsider the function of that audio text feature.

Thoughts

Help! My Coven Synced Our Periods and Now All The Spells Are Fucked Up

Turns out having different witches feel hormonal at different times of the month was actually a good thing?

Style

Nude Lipsticks That Say, ‘Why Am I Even Doing This’

You’ll be left feeling beautiful in a “What? Why?” sort of way.

Thoughts

How I Made Life in New York Work on a $150,000 Salary

I’m learning how to make it work!

Living

Hangover Remedies That Won’t Help You Find Your Lost Debit Card

No hangover lasts forever! But losing your debit card lasts several days.

Living

Man Warned Woman He’s An Asshole, So It’s Fine

This courteous act is maybe the only decent thing Redman has done since dating Ivy.

News

Woman Still Not Ready to Decide If She’s Gonna Get Into ‘The Wire’

“I’m not feeling like I’m in a Wire-y place. I just don’t know.”

News

Woman’s New Year’s Resolution Is to Lose Five Pounds She Put On The Week Before

Raker was seen taking one last gulp of eggnog before enforcing her resolution for real.

Thoughts

Single? Let Me Set You Up With Peter, The Guy Who Wasn’t Good Enough for Me

I honestly hated him but you seem lonely, so why not go for it?

Love and Sex

Chill Greetings for Your Friend’s Boyfriend When You Both Know What He Did

Let her boyfriend know that you will never forgive him!

Entertainment

The Best Albums Of 2016, Alternating Between Knowles Sisters

It was a year full of cohesive, complete albums written by Knowles sisters!

Thoughts

Why I Shop Small, and in Places That Have The Skinny Mirror

Any business that is both small and has that mirror gets my business.

Style

The Best Winter Lip Glosses That We Found on the Side of the Road

Here are the best winter lip glosses that we found on the side of the road the other day!

Thoughts

I Support Lena Dunham’s Right to Choose to Be Horrible

It’s Lena’s life, and she has every right to make the terrible, god-awful choices that she does.

Entertainment

5 Sick Horror Movies to Watch on Christmas Because You’re A Dark Bitch

This is what the holidays were made for!

News

22-Year-Old Starting to Realize Christmas Was a Nightmare All Along

“The adult politics of family are mind-numbing torture.”

Love and Sex

Holiday Gifts for the Boyfriend You Won’t Be Spending Next Christmas With

This one’s not a keeper.

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