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Style

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Nothing can stop you now – not even democracy!

Style

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People will be like, “Wow, she knows bands all right!”

Thoughts

Help! Society Turned Me Into An Alpha Woman Unable to Love Sexist Men

This isn’t the future my mother told me about!

Living

4 Exercises To Get Your Mind Off Politics And Back on Beauty Standards

Your government may be broken, but remember: Your body is, too!!

Love and Sex

5 Signs He’s Definitely Gonna Treat You Better Than the Last 35 Women He’s Dated

You’re different, so things will be different! It’s simple math!

Style

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Daring New Bridal Trends That’ll Make Grandma Ask Why You Didn’t Want a ‘Real Wedding’

All of these trends will have your Grammy asking, “Can’t you just do it the regular way?”

Love and Sex

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Here are a few ways you can to put absolutely no pressure on this lame corporate holiday, but still end up crying a lot at the end of the night.

News

Russia Collusion Somehow The ‘First Straw’ With Uncle Dan

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Living

How to Get Beyoncé’s Hot Bod, Yes Even Now

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Thoughts

I’m Just Looking For a Nice Guy Who Doesn’t Lead With That

Is that too much to ask? It is? Hm, okay.

News

‘Trigger Warnings Are For Cowards,’ Says Man Who Still Hasn’t Gotten Over All-Female ‘Ghostbusters’

“That film should come with a warning for guys like that.”

Thoughts

Why I’m Choosing to Blame Adele’s GRAMMY Wins on Taylor Swift

This has nothing to do with Adele. Adele is perfect.

Podcast

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We talk about what we’re doing for our Galentine’s Day party and breaking Beyonce news from last week, with special guest and former/current cult member, Tommy Hole.

Thoughts

I Realized I Wasn’t Doing Self-Care Right, So I Cut My Hair and Started a New Life

And now, no one can tell me any differently!

Thoughts

Why I Decided Not to Go Out Tonight, Unless Someone Begs Me To

It’s only 7pm – I’m just saying, the ball’s in your court.

News

Miranda’s Text To New Guy Currently Under Peer Review

“Bold, declarative statements pack more of a punch, while also keeping you in a position of power.”

News

Woman Shares Personality Quiz Results As Though Friends Haven’t Already Met Her

“It’s nice to have control over how I’m perceived by telling people what to think about me.”

Living

Light Conversation Topics For When You Talk to Katies

Don’t bring up your leg hair, cause Katies won’t get it.

Style

Sexy Updos That Might Save You From Getting Food in Your Hair

No more suddenly wondering before bed, “Why is my hair so crunchy?”

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