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Living

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Style

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Fuck you, Mom!!

Entertainment

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You can’t let this show ruin him for you!

Thoughts

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It’s just a fact I didn’t make up and certainly can’t change.

Style

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Soon you’ll be saying, “Sorry boys, my rash is up HERE.”

Thoughts

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That was so out of line of me to have a feeling.

Thoughts

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Living

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Finally, some motivation to eat healthy and exercise!

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Style

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Thoughts

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Entertainment

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