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Living

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With practice and tact, you can keep your secret safe.

Thoughts

How I Politely Rejected His Advances by Turning Into A Laurel Tree

My womanhood was transformed into woman-wood and it TOTALLY worked!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Thought I Was Going to Take It To Go But I Decided to Stay

I just never knew my feelings could change on a dime like that and honestly, it scared me.

Style

4 Recent Hillary Outfits That Say ‘LOL Fuck You Guys’

“For real fuck every last one of you.”

Entertainment

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Better take out this book before old white Republican men get ahold of it and change the name to “The Plan!”

News

Man Too Busy to Send ‘Happy Birthday’ Text Somehow Finds Time to Leave Voicemail of Himself Cumming

Henry’s schedule prevented him from being available for comment.

News

Woman So Pissed That She Actually Cleans

Despite Marshall’s flurry of activity, none of her personal issues were resolved in any way.

News

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Dying is a lot like a breakup!

Living

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Ha, I got your man, ya dum dum!!

Thoughts

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Living

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Love and Sex

How to Spot That Twinkle In His Eye That Says He’s Going To Masturbate To You Later

If a man is masturbating to you right now, there’s a good chance he’ll also be masturbating to you later!

News

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Thoughts

My Period Flowed So Hard Everyone Grabbed Surf Boards and Is Having Fun

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Thoughts

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News

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Living

4 Facebook Thirst Traps That Were Ruined By The Comment ‘You Look Like Your Dad’

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News

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Kate has yet to comment on her mother’s actions.

Living

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Living

3 Ways To Use Your Words Instead of Rolling Your Eyes So They Know You’re Really Pissed

This works much better than an eye roll because it will let him know he’s the worst.

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