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I Gave Up Eating Sugar So I Could Focus Solely On Eating Ass
Now, whenever I want to reach for a Twix, I nosh on an ass instead.
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Whatever Your Opinion on Taylor Swift Is, I Have the Only Correct One
To any other praise or criticism of Taylor Swift I say, “Nope!” Taylor is exactly how I envision her, and that’s it.
Style
4 White Shoes To Buy So You Can Have One More Thing to Constantly Worry About
Just buy these shoes to wear around the house.
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I Am A BBG Girl, You Know, A Brooklyn Botanical Garden Girl
The first day as a BBG girl totally kicked my butt. Who knew the Botanical Garden was so big!
Love and Sex
3 Sleight Of Hand Magic Tricks To Try On Your Parents During Any Sex Scene
When you realize a movie’s R rating isn’t only for extreme violence, a magic trick can be a total lifesaver.
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How to Get Rid of Under-Eye Circles by Going Back to When Obama Was President
If for some reason you’re unable to time travel, rip out your eyeballs.
