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“Wooo, I Can Do This On Dicks As Well!”

Style

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We don’t know, but you should buy all this Fair Isle shit just to make sure.

Love and Sex

How To Support Him Focusing on Himself This Year

This is your year to make this his year!

Living

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You’ll be amazed at just how dumpy of a ghastly lil munchkin you can be!

Living

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Style

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Style

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News

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Thoughts

I May Not Be the Prettiest Girl at The Bar, but I’m Also Not The Smartest

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Entertainment

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If you’re feeling like a total loser, here’s some famous people who were just as lame at your age!

Love and Sex

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Let him know how to scratch that itch (your sexual urges, not your itchy vulva)!

News

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Jones left her supportive vibes at the restaurant, along with a pile of used napkins.

Thoughts

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My immaculate, inoffensive breasts will not be silenced.

Style

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HAIR IS EVERYTHING. HAIR IS THE ONLY THING!

Love and Sex

5 Condoms To Keep on Hand Since It’s Your Job To Normalize Any Dick Size Put Forth

This is your job now!!

Living

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Give your plants a beautiful final resting place that doubles as a sassy wall decoration!

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Woman Trying Really Hard Not to Try Too Hard

“I just want people to know that I’m chill.”

Living

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This is a good idea and not indicative of anything beyond you having a fun taste in cereal!

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The opening may be bewitched by some sort of protective spell.

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