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Wite-Out Celebrates 60 Years of Being Nail Polish of Choice for Girls in Study Hall

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Party Guests Having Playful Debate About Pickles Both Internally Despairing Over State of Nation

Woman Kind of Mean For Someone With Adorable Little Fruit Earrings

10th Grade Teacher Arrested but Not for the Thing You Thought

Cat Furious at You for Singing Made-Up Song About Her

Man Treats His Sneakers With Tenderness Unknown to Girlfriend

Uh Oh! Friend on Hike Wants to Keep Going

BREAKING: Drama Teacher Just Swore

Friend Blames ‘Weird Moon Energy’ for Lost AirPods Again

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Woman Hits 300th Hour of Wondering How Underwater Tunnels Are Built

10-Year-Old Nephew Flaunting the $200 He Has in the Bank Again

Woman’s Financial Plan Just Patiently Waiting for Parents to Die

‘I Hate This City,’ Says Woman Who Only Goes to Three Places

Stressed Woman Now Stressed About Trying to Destress

Facial Roller Doing NOTHING to Cure Clinical Depression

Study Shows Thing You Said Last Night Was Actually Pretty Weird

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