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Unbelievable! This Man Listens to Jazz, The Most Interesting Music

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Woman Finally Taken Off Hold Right As She Stuffs Spoonful of Peanut Butter in Mouth

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Woman Kind of Mean For Someone With Adorable Little Fruit Earrings

10th Grade Teacher Arrested but Not for the Thing You Thought

Cat Furious at You for Singing Made-Up Song About Her

Man Treats His Sneakers With Tenderness Unknown to Girlfriend

Uh Oh! Friend on Hike Wants to Keep Going

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Friend Blames ‘Weird Moon Energy’ for Lost AirPods Again

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Woman Hits 300th Hour of Wondering How Underwater Tunnels Are Built

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