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15 Minutes of Christmas Music More Effective Than Four Years of Zoloft

Mom Wants to Know When You’re Moving Home for Christmas

Woman Rewards Herself for Not Looking at Her Phone by Looking at Her Phone

‘I Need a Second Job,’ Says Woman Who Actually Needs Different Economic System

Nice! This Woman Said She Would Clean Her Bathtub Tomorrow, But Then She Died

Christmas List Making It Too Obvious You Can’t Afford Basic Necessities

Mom Insists You’ll Change Your Mind About Not Wanting to Get Your Asshole Ripped Open During Childbirth

Random Act of Kindness? This Man Ended His Podcast

Woman’s Meal-Prepping Ambitions Stopped at First Dirty Tupperware

Awesome! Friends Laughing at How Ugly You Look in That Picture Again

Excitement of Receiving Nude Outweighed by Anxiety of Formulating Response

Woman’s Self-Care Just Engaging in the Seven Deadly Sins

‘I Would Start Running, but It’s Bad for My Knees,’ Says Woman Who Sits Like Gollum for 10 Hours Everyday

Woman at an Age Where She Uses Phrases Like ‘I’m at an Age Where…’

Woman Leaves Cryptic Message in Notes App for Future Self to Decipher

Roommates Moving Out Can’t Remember Whose Boyfriend This Was

REPORT: Woman Just Needs to Lie on Floor for an Hour and Then She’ll Be Ready to Go

REPORT: If You’re Gonna Pee I Might as Well Go Too

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