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Sad! Woman Didn’t Realize the Worst Was Yet to Come

Aww! White Lady Still Thinks This Is Not Who We Are as a Nation

Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America

REPORT: Quality of Cups Going Down Exponentially as More Guests Arrive

Aww! Pregnant Wife Inspires Man to Start Training for Marathon

Woman Retires After Long, Fulfilling Life Spent Trying to Find a Job

Woman Throws Duvet Cover in With Rest of Laundry Like Adding Shark to Fish Tank

Woman Will Complain About Tooth Pain to Everyone She Knows Except a Dentist

Woman’s Desk Just Shrine to Empty Pill Bottles

Mom Calling Just to Tell You It’s Cold Out

Woman Pretty Sure 2024 Goals Can Still Be Squeezed Into Next Two Months

REPORT: Woman Still Applying Sunscreen in Winter but Her Heart Isn’t in It

Woman Spends Entire Evening Deciding Whether She Should Work or Relax

Woman Returns for Second Coffee After First One Was Wasted Luxuriating in the Quiet Joy of the Morning

Woman Who Normally Overreacts Worried That Normal Reaction Is Underreaction

Adult Woman Yearns for the Familiar Comforts of Rich Childhood Friend’s Home

Shirt Not Dirty Enough for Laundry but Not Clean Enough for Closet Finds Home in Closet

Woman Spends Twenties Saving up for Rug

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