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Woman Who Says She Needs Coffee Actually Needs Entirely New Life

Women’s Conversation Just a String of Apologies for Being Terrible at Communication

Missing Woman Finally Located In Depths Of Fun Facebook Group

Woman’s Savings Account Just Money She Forgot About in Venmo

Baby’s First Words Are, ‘I’m Not Here to Make Friends’

Study Finds Advice More Effective When It Begins With ‘Girl…’

Roommate Just Going to Start Having That Guy Over All the Time Now

Uber CEO Hires Psychic to Get to The Bottom of All The Bad Vibes in Here

Mom Demands to Know How You Plan On Enjoying This Nice Weather

Emily Wants To Know If You’d Spend $50 On A Shitty Beanie She Made

Lindsey Insists on Having ‘Girls Night Out’ So She Can Find a Dude to Fuck

Wow! This Grandma Totally Misunderstood The Purpose of ‘A Day Without Immigrants’

Russia Collusion Somehow The ‘First Straw’ With Uncle Dan

‘Trigger Warnings Are For Cowards,’ Says Man Who Still Hasn’t Gotten Over All-Female ‘Ghostbusters’

Miranda’s Text To New Guy Currently Under Peer Review

Woman Shares Personality Quiz Results As Though Friends Haven’t Already Met Her

Woman Cries Herself To Sleep Over Country And Not Some Dumbass Dude For Once

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