Living ARCHIVES

How to Make Sex Last Long Enough Until the Next ‘Succession’ Episode Airs

How to Protect Yourself Against the Sun but Not So Much That You Don’t Get a Tan

How I Learned to Set Healthy Boundaries by Walking Around in a Giant Hamster Ball

How to Stop Primping Right When Someone Else Walks Into the Bathroom

How to Create a Spreadsheet Without Thinking, ‘I Am a God’

How to Buy New Groceries Without Revealing to Your Roommate That You’ve Sampled Hers

How to Bond With Your Newborn Even Though You Don’t Watch Any of the Same Shows

4 Sparkling Waters That Hurt If You Drink Them Fast

How to Get Your Student Loans Paid Off by Convincing the Government You’re a Bank

How to Continue Living When a Dog Doesn’t Like You

How to Make the Most of Your Breakup by Writing a Hit Album Called ‘Rumours’

How to Cut Toxic People Out of Your Life Except the Ones Who Are Fun

How to Stop Bringing up the Weather in Conversation Even Though the Tornado Is Literally Right There

5 Hyper-Masculine Coasters He Still Won’t Use

How to Stop Saying ‘Jesus Fucking Christ’ Out Loud When Meeting Your Friends’ Ugly Boyfriends

How to Eat Dinner Even Though You Already Watched All Your Shows

How to Keep in Touch With Long-Distance Friends Even Though You Don’t With the Short-Distance Ones

How to Avoid Going to Bed Angry by Staying up All Night Stewing in Rage

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