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I’ve Killed Almost Every Plant and One Graphic Designer in this Office

My Mom Fell Into My Thirst Trap

10 Things You Never Knew About Birth Control That a Cat in a Dream Told Me

I Can’t Tell if my Three-Week-Old Daughter is a Feminist Yet

I’m So Sad At You Right Now

How to Repurpose Your Tampons Now That You Have That Underwear You Can Bleed In

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5 Footnotes from Infinite Jest That’ll Get Him Rock Hard

7 Mediocre Friends You’re Just Kind of Hanging With for the Time Being

How Are You - Reductress

I Went to a Sex Party and Left My Wallet There. Did Anyone Turn It In?

My Boyfriend Is Great, But He’s Not The Good Wife’s Josh Charles

How to Be as Chill as Mike, While Still Doing All of Mike’s Work

Every Woman I’m into Is Either Straight or Busy Cutting My Hair

How to Turn Literally Any Woman Into the Sister You Never Had

Woman’s Only Tinder Matches Are Literal Pieces of Trash From The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

Mid-Century Modern Furniture to Fart On

You’ll Want to Swing This New Chloé Bag Into a Fire, Fwoom

Doctors Told Her She Would Never Rollerblade Again and She Seemed Fine With That

This Wedding Was Held in a Greenhouse and Now All These Plants Are Married

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