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This 30-Year-old’s Secret to Looking Young is Still Being Young

QUIZ: Are You a Millennial, Gen Z, or a Toddler Playing with an iPhone?

‘It’s Like We’re Living In The Colonial Days,’ Says Woman Ordering $300 Gallon Of Milk On Mobile App

DUDE CORNER: If I’m Racist, Then How Come I Have So Many Cool Fetishes?

Unexpected! Stanley Tucci’s Tight Little Polo First Thing Making You Want Top Surgery Today

QUIZ: Is He Hot Or Are You Masturbating to the LL Bean Catalog Again

Prehistoric Sharks That Were Not as Big as the Megaladon, But Since When Are You Such a Size Queen?

Woman Stares at Curtain Print So Long That the ‘Are You Still Watching?’ Screen Appears

QUIZ: Have You Made The Bon Appétit Focaccia Yet Or Do You Live With Someone You Can Fuck?

‘I’ll Cook Dinner Tonight,’ Threatens Boyfriend

DUDE CORNER: I’m Standing In Solidarity With Nurses By Not Using Protection

‘Will I Ever Have Sex Again?’ Woman Asks Herself, This Time During Pandemic

Classic Films Available for Streaming That Are Garbage Compared to Steve-O’s Wikipedia

‘It’s Wine O’Clock Somewhere!’ Says Wine Bottle That Talks to You Now

‘Fetch the Bolt Cutters,’ Says Handyman Who Also Happens to be Huge Fiona Apple Fan

Vibrator Asking for Some Alone Time

How I’m Staying Sane by Jogging and Telling Everyone About How I’m Jogging

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