Author Archives for Chrissy Shackelford

Dance Like No One Is Listening to You in a Meeting

Pregnant Playlist - Reductress

I Started a Podcast Just So My Nerd Boyfriend Would Listen to Me

Woman’s Goal Weight is Just Fitting Between Two Parked Cars

5 Names of Trees to Scream at His Face When He Says He’s Into Nature

Can I Still Be A Feminist If I Hate Myself?

What to Do When Your Paint-By-Numbers Looks Like Fucking Garbage

Decorating Tips That Will Make Your Apartment Look Like Everyone Else’s

I’d Be a Free Spirit If I Didn’t Have to Lug Around These Huge Boobs

92 Guesses That Might Be Jared’s Facebook Password

10 Surprising Facts About My Opinions on The Entourage Movie

My New Husband and I are Creating Our Own Last Name: Ghrzny

I’m Just Living for the Next Time a Celebrity Falls Down

Try to Get Through this Article of Hot Ass Dad Bods Without Squirting

Best Books of 2013

Books to Keep on Your Shelf That Let Him Know You’re Into Butt Stuff

Face Shape - Reductress

Woman in $16,000 Venmo Debt to Former Brunch Companions

Gap Announces New Pre-Ripped Crotch-Hole Jeans

Woman Emerges from Seven Years of Me-Time

Chill Ways to Respond When He Answers Your Text With ‘Who’s This?’