92 Guesses That Might Be Jared’s Facebook Password

Your boyfriend Jared is soooo funny! He’s always making jokes like, “Get off my computer!” and, “No, you can’t sit on my lap when I’m on Facebook!” and, “If I was gonna cheat on you, I probably wouldn’t do it via Facebook, so stop snooping!” But we ladies know that seeing one another’s private Facebook messages is like getting naked in front of each other with the lights on! Uncomfortable but necessary. If Jared won’t give you his password himself, just put on your detective hat and hack your way straight into relationship intimacy! Here are some potential guesses for Jared’s Facebook password:

1. ImJaredWASSSUPPPP

2. EmilysBFHeartHeart

3. HitchhikersGuideToMyNuts

4. FIFAWorldCup

5. !familyguyforever!

6. ILoveEmily

7. 666

8. ILuvEmily

9. fartsandstuff

10. sex_lover2008

11. ILuvEmily123

12. FastandFuriousVinDieselPaulWalkerCarsCarsCarsCarsCars

13. ILuvEmily88!*

14. &&&&@@@*!()()()()()69

15. BoobMan

16. AssMan

17. LegMan

18. EmilyMan

19. ILoveEmily1969!

20. MonsterFuckRally78

21. WearingaBandanaAsAHeadbandIsCool45

22. TheCouchPullsOutButIDont27

23. IWuvEmily<3<3<3

24. EmilyLover2008

25. CubaGoodingJrLover2008

26. CarrieUnderwoodLover2008

27. FunLover2008

28. PaintBallLover2008

29. BallPaintLover2008

30. GrapesLover2008

31. OhN0!

32. BurgerFan

 

 

33. BurgerFan!

34. CATS!

35. EmilysGuylovelovelovelove%%%%

36. Emilys_LilPuppy

37. #EmilysNugget56

38. donuts69

39. Love2Drive

40. 69+69=69

41. ForSaleBabyShoesNeverWorn

42. YouLikeCDs?@?

43. CDeezNuts&&&&&&

44. ImInLoveWithEmily

45. IWent2Jared

46. FARTSandSTUFF3

47. ImInLuvWithEmily

48. IWearSoccerJerseysToMyGirlfriendsFancyBirthdayDinner

49. StaindFan

50. randpaul1

51. sockdude

52. 8=========>

53. ILoveSideBangs

54. EmilyAndJaredForever23

55. EmilysPumpkin

56. WhereIsOregon?$

57. EmilysHotDog

58. randpaul!

59. —-DanceLikeNoOnesListening89

60. FightClub_on_Blu-Ray

61. FaRtsAnDsTuFf33

62. EMILY

63. emilyemilyemilyemilyemilyemilyemilyemily

64. WhyIsMyNameNotInYourPassword??123?m

65. HoneyIShrunkTheEggs35

66. brunettesRULE

67. quackquackquackquackquack

68. chickenNbroccoli4ever

69. pEniCiLliNaLLeRgY

70. ILuvNapping

71. JNCOfan

72. averageGIRTHguy

73. 4_8_15_16_23_42

74. SubwaySandwichRewardsCardMember

75. Pen15Club

76. sports1

77. $rock$paper$lizards94

78. jared007

79. mynameiskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidr0ck

80. StBernardsRULE!

81. password123

82. EmilyEmilyEmily???

83. SERIOUSLY_JARED_I_SHOULD_BE_IN_YOUR_PASSWORD

84. D0_Y0U_N0T_L0V3_M3?

85. “`WHY_D()NT_y0u_L0VF_M3?!!?

86. IVEGIVENYOUEVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

87. FUCKYOU4$2$^&

88. BigSandwich???

89. ILuvEmily4Ever

90. ………………….

91. …..ItDidntWork……

92.F*U*C*KYOU*JARED*I*DESERVE*TO*BE*IN*YOUR*PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!78!!!!FUCKYOU!!!!!!FUCKYOURSTUPIDMEDIOCREDICK!!!!***###FUCKYOURDUMBHOTSISTER()()()()FUCKHERANDFUCKYOU#35*$^&()!#@(*YESIVEBEENDR1NK!1!!1NG.