Author Archives for Sumayya Bisseret Martinez

How to Move Him Out of the Friend Zone and Into Your Blocked Contacts

5 Overpriced Bottled Waters to Quench Your Superiority Complex

How to Become as Intimidating Yet Visually Striking as Brutalist Architecture

5 Deodorants That Will Remind You of Your Ex

How to Rebuild Trust After Finding Out Your Significant Other Ate Dinner Before You Came Over

Why I Still Have Trust Issues After The Whole Kony 2012 Thing

Why Angelina Jolie Should Adopt Me So I Can Wear the Tomb Raider Costume for Halloween

How to Use Your Pretty Privilege to Get Into a Mediocre Night Club

How to Make Your Own Oat Milk to Spite Your Pet Cow

I LIVED IT: I Made a Wish at 11:12

I LIVED IT: I Bleached My Eyebrows So the Other Alt Kids Would Talk to Me Again

Housewife? This Woman Does Basic Things to Take Care of Herself

How to Tap into Your Divine Femininity So Your Dealer Gives You Extra Weed

How to Grow Your Bangs Out So Much You Escape the Surveillance State

Wow! This Woman Braided Her Own Hair Without Having a Complete Emotional Breakdown

French Girl Styles That Will Make You Look Like a Charcuterie Board

How I Tore Apart My Family by Telling Everyone to Bring Coleslaw to the Party

3 Books About Really Sad Women, You Miserable Fuck