5 Overpriced Bottled Waters to Quench Your Superiority Complex

Ahh, water – the essence of human existence. We all need water to survive, but some of us need ph-balanced and ionized water to quench the thirst for validation that we never got from our parents. Yes, there might be an impending water war in the next century, but that’s actually why now is the time to show off your superiority for your interest in drinking brand-name bottled water.