Author Archives for Sumayya Bisseret Martinez

I LIVED IT: I Went to a Big Group Dinner and We All Ordered the Same Thing

Why I Define My Success by How Many Beauty Services I Can Afford

Venus of Willendorf? This Woman Loves Resting Her Hands on Her Boobs

How I’m Healing My Inner Child by Only Eating Foods Shaped Like Cartoon Characters

I LIVED IT: My Catholic Grandma Lit a Candle for Me and I’m Still $100,000 in Debt

Woman Never Goes 50/50 on a Date Because She Never Gets Asked Out on Dates

Ron DeSantis Confused Why African American Studies Curriculum Has to Include African Americans

Why I Would Never Invalidate Another Woman’s Success, But I Will Tell You How Her Parents Made Their Money

Straight Woman Disappointed She’s Gone Half of Pride Without Anyone Calling Her Queen

QUIZ: Is Your Nausea Caused by Coffee or the Intensity of the Human Experience?

Vape Friend and Cigarette Friend Find Truce by Smoking Weed Together

This Woman Does Shroom Therapy to Find Nirvana Then Throw Up

Foreign Accent Syndrome? This Woman Has a Blaccent That Mysteriously Disappears Around Her Grandparents

I LIVED IT: My Least Favorite Celebrity Is Kind of Slaying a Little Bit

How to Enjoy Summer Even Though Your Friends Only Want to Eat Raw Fish and Alcohol

Woman Keeps Her Fallen Acrylics Nails Like They’re Baby Teeth

How to Solve All Your Problems by Having a Rotisserie Chicken for Dinner

This Woman Soaked Her Vegetables Only to Learn That She Eats a Lot of Bugs

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