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Oh, Yes, I Miss Manicures Too…’ Says Woman Whose Greatest Joy is Biting and Eating Her Own Dirty Fingernails

Why I’m Done Caring What People Think, Unless I Need To Ask My Family For Money

Mom Rationing Out the Shrimp

Inspiring! Teacher’s Lesson Plan Also Includes Their Will

Woman Can’t Be Sure If Butt Scrub Did What It’s Supposed To Do

I LIVED IT: I Invited Three Strangers to My Wedding and One of Them Might be My Dad

Win! Boyfriend’s Hair Now Long Enough to Braid

Why I Decided to Stop Wearing Bras and Start Wearing Apple Bottom Jeans (Jeans) Boots With the Fur (With the Fur)

Take This Quiz and We Will Tell You Anything You Want to Hear…Please We Are So Lonely

Why I’m Only Allowing Masked Men Inside of Me

6 Gazebos That Really Say, ‘Fuck Walls’

Mom’s Description of Movie Could Be Any Movie

‘Remember Toilets?’ Says Woman With Clear Misunderstanding About Pandemic Restrictions

Air Conditioner Surviving The Hardest Summer Of Its Little Life

How I Get It Done: I Simply Don’t

‘Wearing A Mask Destroys Brain Cells,’ Posts High School Friend Who Taught You How to do Whip-Its

Cute! Woman Keeps Saying ‘When This is All Over’

Zoom Wedding To Include Cha-Cha Slide, Unfortunately

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