Author Archives for Chandler Dean

6 Hats to Wear If You Want People to Go ‘Damn, That Girl’s Wearing a Lot of Hats’

Man Pretty Sure He’s the First Guy to Come Up With Growing a Mustache

Incredible! This Woman Resisted a Man’s Charms Even Though He Kept Repeating Her First Name in His Texts

REPORT: Remote Work Leads to Drop in Gentle Little Kisses When You Do a Good Job

CDC Hopes People Keep Talking to Them Even After the Pandemic

6 Places We’re Visiting as Soon as the Pandemic Ends So We Can Try to Get the Next One Going

How to Argue for Permanent Work-from-Home Without Mentioning Masturbation

Fun! Woman Posts Snow Day Pic Before Spending 9 Hours Filling Out Excel Sheets

Senate Enters Bitter Confirmation Battle About Whether ‘Drivers License’ is a Bop

Uh Oh: AOC Just Went Live to Talk About Why You Haven’t Gotten Your Shit Together

Biden Assures Nation He’ll Send $2,000 Stimulus as Soon as His Direct Deposit Hits

5 Empathetic Caveats to Use Before Talking Shit About Someone

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How to Break it to Him That All 5 of Your ‘Freebies’ are Muppets

Biden Transition Team to Replace Inaugural Parade with Sad Zoom Game Night

I’m Voting for Joe Biden Because I Want to Hate the President a Normal Amount

Ellen to Go on ‘Ellen’ to Rehabilitate Her Image

Personal Crisis Relaxing Reprieve From Global Crisis

6 Potential Female Oscar Hosts Who Were Passed Over in Favor of No One