Chunky Flatforms That Look Great on Teensy Elf Women Made of Spun Glass

Leola Sandal, Caslon, $100

This shoe is like a roll-cage for the delicate bird bones of your willowy transparent feet. If your limbs are made of such delicate glass forms that contact with a public sidewalk would ravish it like cotton candy in a meat grinder, this is the shoe for you! Go ahead and put a few inches between your feet and the filth of the earth.