Author Archives for Ella Gale

Here’s When to Leave Avengers: Endgame to Watch a Full Episode of Sex and the City in the Bathroom

How to Make it Seem Like You’re Also Sleeping With Other People by Leaving Out Condom Wrappers

If You Like Tights, You’ll Love Looses

Menswear-Inspired Salaries We Love

Chunky Flatforms That Look Great on Teensy Elf Women Made of Spun Glass

These Diets Shrink Your Waistline AND Your Boobs! Damn, There’s No Way to Win

Whoa! This Retinal Implant Allows Scientists to Show Their Dicks to Blind Women

This Innovative Dating App Shows You a Picture of a Man then Automatically Texts Him “NO”

New Bill Requires Women Seeking Abortions to Paint Still Life of Fetus