In this world, there are two types of people: those who have peed their pants before in a humiliating way, and those who are lying through their fucking teeth. Take this quiz to find out which type of person you are: someone who’s pissed themselves, or a dirty little liar!
What were the circumstances under which you peed your pants?
- Hmm, where to start? The first time was in third grade: I thought I could make it through a bus ride. How naïve of me. Then, there was the time when I was arguably too old to pee my pants but just couldn’t make it to the bathroom in time. Happens to the best of us!
- I have not peed my pants.
What was your reaction to peeing your pants?
- I played it cool and ran back to my room to change. Luckily no one saw, haha.
- I have never pissed myself. This has never happened to me.
How have you reckoned with the legacy of the incident?
- Honest, it’s pretty funny now. I mean, I peed my pants! Me! Pretty hilarious stuff.
- Once again, not applicable. Are you guys really peeing your pants? Like, in public?
What advice would you have for other people out there who pee their pants?
- Peeing yourself is nothing to be ashamed of! Don’t let the naysayers get you down. Bodily functions are normal and you are valid.
- I don’t think I’m the right person to ask, because again, this is not relevant to my personal experience. Maybe, “pee in the toilet next time?” I simply have no idea what to say.
Best part about peeing your pants?
- Probably the community :)
- Please remove me from this discourse.
Worst part about peeing your pants?
- Wet pants :(
- I am begging you.
Results:
Mostly 1s: Hey, I’m proud of you. You’ve peed your pants and you’re unashamed to admit it. Would you want to hang out some time? I’m just a huge fan.
Mostly 2s: STOP LYING, LIAR. Dude, we’re all being chill, sharing our pee stories, and you’re making it weird. Why can’t you open up just this once? Embrace imperfection like a relieving trickle! Let acceptance flow like a warm stream! If you can’t be honest with yourself, at the very least don’t be weird about it. It’s gross.
