Chunky Flatforms That Look Great on Teensy Elf Women Made of Spun Glass

Y.R.U. Hologram Lace-Up Platform Sneakers, Hot Topic, $72  

A sneaker-inspired look is a great choice for sentient dandelion wisps formed from spun glass. Lacing up a pair of these babies is a great way to make a bold fashion statement and secure yourself firmly to the earth. Their reflective hologram surface will help you reflect on your choice to wear shoes designed for slender forest nymphs that come alive at night, but look like glass Hallmark figurines during the day.