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Sorry, YouTube: My Cat Prefers the Stage to the Screen

It’s Time to End the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Because I Just Learned About It

Is It Okay to Return to That Cheap Nail Place Now That Conditions Have Presumably Improved?

I Own Two Anthropologie Sweaters and You Will Treat Me As Such

Anal Sex: Won’t It Hurt To Fit A Whole Butt In My Pussy?

Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Morning Dread-Filled Stare At The Ceiling

How Fighting Those Chainsaw-Wielding Psychopaths Saved My Toxic Marriage

7 Reasons Why You NEED to Help Me Get This Poem to Channing Tatum

All the Good Men Are Gay, Taken, Or Don’t Have A Sturdy Enough Dick

Should I Have Kids or Just Poop All Over My House Myself?

I Don’t Have White Fragility, Okay? Get Off My Back!

Hospital - Reductress

I Got Confused About What the ‘No Poo’ Movement Is and Now I’m in the Hospital

Will You Be My Bridesmaid (Second Alternate)?

The Ashley Madison User Info Release Was a Total Invasion of Privacy Also Was David On The List?

I Dated a Rock Star. Didn’t Learn Anything, Just Bragging

happy businesswoman

I Prefer Cold Office Buildings Because I Like My Nipples Rock-Hard

I Refuse To Get Involved In Your Psycho Drama That I Caused

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