Thoughts ARCHIVES

We’re Not a Cult, We’re Just Adult Coloring Book People

All My Friends Died in a Boating Accident and I Wasn’t Even Invited

I Cut Sugar for Just Two Weeks and My Husband Left Me

I Went on an All-Eggnog Cleanse for 10 Days and Gained 47 Pounds

I Do All of My Best Creative Work Responding To Tinder Messages

4 Ways Adele Cured My Eczema

My Ex-Boyfriend Got Engaged on a Sleigh Ride and I’m Totally Fine

My Mother Put Me in the Friend Zone

It’s So Embarrassing I Still Fit in This Dress From Junior High!

I Developed The Ability to Talk to Animals But They Just Keep Asking Me to Buy Them Vape Pens

French Man - Reductress

My Husband Didn’t Handcraft Any of Our Furniture But We Still Make it Work

I Made My Friends Sync to My Cycle So I’m The Alpha

best friend stole baby name

I’m Dating Another Joel

I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot

I’m Ready to Take Down The Patriarchy, As Soon As I Figure Out Who Stole My Fucking Hair Tie

Every Man at This Party Has Touched My Boobs

I Choose Men Based on Whether My Earrings Snag On Them

My New Diet Lets Me Vape Whenever I Want

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