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My Mother Put Me in the Friend Zone

It’s So Embarrassing I Still Fit in This Dress From Junior High!

I Developed The Ability to Talk to Animals But They Just Keep Asking Me to Buy Them Vape Pens

French Man - Reductress

My Husband Didn’t Handcraft Any of Our Furniture But We Still Make it Work

I Made My Friends Sync to My Cycle So I’m The Alpha

best friend stole baby name

I’m Dating Another Joel

I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot

I’m Ready to Take Down The Patriarchy, As Soon As I Figure Out Who Stole My Fucking Hair Tie

Every Man at This Party Has Touched My Boobs

I Choose Men Based on Whether My Earrings Snag On Them

My New Diet Lets Me Vape Whenever I Want

Why I Kept My Maiden Name For SEO Purposes

Me Funny Cavewoman Not Find Date

The One Major Lesson I Learned After Putting Thumbtacks in My Cereal

Boys, My Eyes Are Up Here, In This Jar

My Open Concept Kitchen Allows Me to Never Miss a Moment

I’m Always Here if You Want to Talk, Unless I’m At a Sandals Resort

I’m a Feminist Because I Fart on Dicks in the Club

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