Thoughts ARCHIVES

I LIVED IT: The Bowling Alley Animation Played a Detailed and Ominous Portrayal of My Death

How I Learned to Love My Job by Not Doing It

Bummer! I Asked an Old Person What They Would’ve Changed About Their Life and They Said They Would’ve Worked Harder

I LIVED IT: The Brunch Plans Were Before Noon

I’m a Feminist, But I’m Taking My Husband’s Last Name to Bring Great Shame Upon It

I LIVED IT: The Weather Got Nice and Now I Have Sexual Tension With Everyone

I LIVED IT: He Held the Door Open for Another Woman

Why I Refuse to Give Up Doing the Worm During My Pregnancy

I LIVED IT: I Sold My Furniture to Afford a Rug, But Now There’s No Furniture for My Rug

I LIVED IT: My Friends Sent the Pics They Took of Me

It’s Wrong to Look Over Someone’s Shoulder as They Draft a Text. Here’s Why I Weigh In.

Racist? A White Person With the Same Last Name as Me Didn’t Give Me Reparations

Why I Stopped Moisturizing My Lips and Started Letting Them Shed Their Skin Like a Snake

I LIVED IT: I Accidentally Went to JFK When I Meant to Put On a Disguise and Go to the Pier and Steal a Boat and Row out to Sea to Begin a New Life

My Friends Are Visiting. Here’s How I’m Going to Make That Stressful.

I LIVED IT: I Made an Appointment and Then I Had to Go to It

Why I Got Rid of My Scale and Only Weigh Myself at the Grocery Store With the Produce

I LIVED IT: I Fucked the Sales Guy at Serta Because None of His Mattresses Were on the Floor

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