Love and Sex QUIZ: Is He Hot or Does He Just Look Like He’d Be Easy to Radicalize? Someone’s attractiveness isn’t always solely based upon their physical appearance.
News Woman Would Rather Poop Without Toilet Than Without Phone “It’s all about what your priorities are.”
Living How to Practice Self-Care When Your Country Doesn’t Care About You Just think of it as a little break from the fascist nightmare that this country has always been.
Living How to Make The Most of Your Summer Even Though You’ll Never Be Them Bubba Gump Shrimp is doing 20% off Margaritas from 4 to 6 – so, that’s something!
Living ‘I Sold All My Belongings and Backpacked Across the World,’ Says Liar Who Didn’t Sell Her Backpack Likely story, girlie.
Thoughts Help! This Troll Will Not Let Me Cross the Bridge Until I Listen to His Podcast Does anyone know how to skip these rhyming, troll-speak Squarespace ads?
News ‘Trans People’s Issues Alienate the Working Class,’ Says Democrat Who’s Never Met Either It’s unclear what he wants Democrats to actually do for anyone.
Living How to Slow Down and Enjoy Life Even Though You Just Stole a Tootsie Pop From 7-Eleven and Feel Like They Know Focus on the little things that bring you joy, like saving $0.39.
Living How to Feel Better About Doing Nothing by Calling It an Executive Order Just remember it’s all about perspective.
News Girl Who Peaked in High School Still Somehow Living Better Life Than You “All I’m asking for is one ugly phase.”
News Woman Standing in the Rain Checks Weather App to Be Sure “The concept of rain was not on my radar whatsoever.”
Love and Sex How to Get Him to Notice You by Washing Up on Shore and Wheezing, ‘Water!’ That’s a meet-cute he won’t forget!
Love and Sex QUIZ: Do You Want to Get Married or Should You Just Have a Birthday Party? Do you just want to get drunk and dress up nice for one night?
News ‘I Think We’re Good,’ Woman Confirms After Staring at Parking Sign for 45 Minutes Speaking with reporters, McClure confirms she in fact has no idea.
Living How to Dress Like a Skater Even Though You’d Cry If You Fell Down You’ll definitely have people thinking your eyes would be dry if you fell down on concrete!
News New Boyfriend to Shadow Ex-Boyfriend for Few Days to Get Hang of Things Experts predict that this could be the future of relationship management.
News Exasperated Toddler Lets Mom Watch Same Oscar Isaac Videos on Repeat “Most days, she comes home from work irritable and cranky.”
Living How to Beat Your Therapist at Her Sick Little Game Soon you’ll be blissfully avoiding the scary stuff every time.
Love and Sex How to Work the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 Into Your Dirty Talk “I’m lying in bed naked, Googling how molasses is made.”