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Which Sex and the City Belt Are You?

No matter how dark your life is, know that there’s a belt there for you to desperately grasp onto in a search for self-importance.

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5 Essential Back-to-School Insecurities

Have you found something to hate about yourself yet for fall?

White Woman Speaks: Thoughts

Nobody’s Allowed to Say That About My Cunt of a Sister

You better be careful when talking about my cunt of a sister, Lindsay.

Living

How to Have a Chill Baby

There’s a lot of parenting advice out there that puts your child at risk for being a total buzzkill.

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Try These Body Pillows That Whisper Their Vulnerabilities

Hearing a man open up is so comforting, but pillows are pretty good, too.

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8 AMAZE Text Tricks 2 Hide UR Havin’ a Tiny Stroke!

You’re probs having a stroke, but totes don’t worry!

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How to Take Anne Geddes-Style Photos of that Baby You Snatched

Spoiler alert: barely any of those kids are technically hers either.

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How to Hide Mental Illness with Wedding Planning

When you’re late to brunch because you had to turn your stove on and off until it “felt right,” just remind everyone that you’re practicing for your big day.

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Man Loses Mother in Custody Battle With Ex

“Derek’s being a douche,” claimed Miller in her testimony. “I just miss his mom. She’s so sweet!”

Living

Stop Sleeping Like Such a Basic Bitch

You could just close your eyes and pass out but that’s not how Beyoncé would do it and you freaking know it.

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Great Yoga Poses for Lower Back Pain but Also Your Instagram

Experiment with the contrast and image-sharpening tools. Don’t forget to breathe.

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How to Make Sure None of Your Bridesmaids are Fucking Snitches

To get the ball rolling, I’d like each of you to carve my future monogram into your forearm, and then send a picture as proof.

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Style Secrets to Cover the Fact That You are a Dog Posing as a Human

Not only are maxis hot right now, but they will also elongate your stubby hind legs and mask the fact that you cannot walk upright.

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8 Cool Things to Throw in Your Handbag to Seem More Interesting

If you have a first date that isn’t going as planned, letting a small rag doll topple out of your bag is great way to get out of an awkward situation.