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Nerdy Chic - Reductress

I Have Curly Hair, So Yes I’m Crazy!

Love and Sex

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Things He Might Not Like About You To Distract From What You Don’t Like About Him

If there’s one thing guys truly can’t stand, it’s who you really are.

News

Woman Refuses To Call It a ‘Ring Finger’

“I just cracked the knuckle on my ‘second finger from the left.’”

Thoughts

Face Shape - Reductress

We Get it Julie, Your Boyfriend Loves You

We already knew your boyfriend loved you and as a result, we’re starting to hate you.

Love and Sex

10 More Reasons You Can’t Sleep With The Millers’ German Exchange Student

He will probably not be as fun and romantic as the last one, who was half-Italian.

News

Woman Disappointed By Relationship Advice From Strangers at Bar

She entered the bar alone at approximately 11 PM and spent the next five hours crying.

News

Woman Releases Shocking Memoir: ‘I Have Two Boobs’

“Guys love breasts, so you can only imagine what it’s like having two of them.”

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Yoko Ono’d My Boyfriend’s Zog Sports Team

I told him he should think about going solo.

Thoughts

Lifestyle Changes I, a Freelance Writer, Think Might Prevent Cancer

Look for foreshadowing of ill iealth to come.

News

Woman’s Identity Built Around Foods She Doesn’t Eat

“I don’t eat sugar, gluten, dairy, soy, GMOs, grains, meat, or nightshades, and I feel great!”

Thoughts

‘Pulling A Courtney’ and Other Ways to Use My Name as a Part of Speech

Did you just find the perfect parking spot? You’re pulling a Court right there.

Thoughts

How Are You - Reductress

I Have A Moral Objection To The Term ‘Man Cave’

I thought marrying Greg was the best decision I ever made – until I heard what he calls the den.

Love and Sex

couple in bathroom

8 Sex Moves to Drive Him Permanently Insane

His O will be so intense, it’ll shatter his mind into a million pieces!

Entertainment

Nicholas Sparks’ Wife: ‘Romantic Gestures Are Not Orgasms’

“There’s a reason you never hear the word ‘clit’ in those books: He doesn’t know what the hell it is.”

News

57-Year-Old Woman Wonders If She Might Want Kids Someday

“If I’m going to have them, I’d better start thinking about it pretty soon.”

Love and Sex

7 Ways To Say ‘I’m Settling’ Without Saying A Word

If someone asks how long you two have been together, smile, hard, for 10 full seconds.

Style

The French Way to Be a Crazy Cat Lady

Stick to a few key colors that go well with cat hair, like noir and l’urine.

Thoughts

No Offense, But I’d be a Better Mommy to Your Dog

You put da wittle baby in the crate?! I’d kiss his widdle face and hold him all night long!

Living

Six Ways to Retroactively Feel Okay About What You Said to Tina

Just because you were drinking doesn’t mean she didn’t need to hear what you had to say.

News

Woman Unsure What To Do With Her Professional Boudoir Photos

“What if I put them up and then my parents come over? Is there a box for this kind of thing?”

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