Love and Sex
Of all the bummers women have to deal with, the worst is certainly rebel terrorist organization ISIS.
Staying until the morning is basically saying, “I’m a baby-hungry nightmare!”
Everyone’s always asking me, “How do you stay so thin?” The answer is simple: I eat paper!
“How cool would it be if I could say I wrote a dissertation?”
Is your boyfriend ‘wishing upon a star’ you were a ‘whole new world’ of cartoon hotties?