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I’d Be a Free Spirit If I Didn’t Have to Lug Around These Huge Boobs
Maybe I could feel the wind in my hair if my hair wasn’t always stuck in my unconscionably giant melons.
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Like any responsible twenty-something, she has a vision of where she wants her life to go.
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Complex Summer Braids to Sculpt Your Upper Arms
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Bathe away from the prying eyes of your own critical gaze.
White Woman Speaks: Thoughts
You Can’t Stop Me from Selling My Unpasteurized Breast Milk in this Shopping Mall
You’ll have to pry my breast milk ice cream from my cold, dead breasts.
