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White Woman Speaks: Thoughts

You Can’t Stop Me from Selling My Unpasteurized Breast Milk in this Shopping Mall

You’ll have to pry my breast milk ice cream from my cold, dead breasts.

Love and Sex

10 People to Show Your Text to Before You Send It to Your Crush

His ex-girlfriend will tell you which topics to stay away from.

Living

7 Hammocks Greg Would Look Cute in This Summer

Why limit your fantasies to Greg walking by and being like, “Is that a new blouse?”

Love and Sex

Sex Tips That Might Only Work On Me

I’m pretty sure everyone else will enjoy these, but also maybe it’s just me? I dunno.

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Messenger Bags That Will Pull Your Boobs Apart

There are carryalls for all types of boobs just waiting to be stretched apart.

Thoughts

No Plus-Size Model is Big Enough for Me to Consider Her Real

I want to buy clothes that were modeled by a woman who cannot fit into standard human dwellings.

Style

5 Ways To Dress So You Don’t Look Like A Building

Never be tagged as St. Peter’s Basilica (or any other building) on Facebook again.

Living

Here’s THE Perfect Summer Gym Routine, Had We Remembered A Sports Bra

Never mind, just go home.

Thoughts

Rachel Dolezal: ‘I Identify As A Public Spectacle’

The confusion you feel is making me grow stronger and more powerful every minute.

Living

Summer Crafts For Your Kids Using Your Empty Wine Bottles

Gotta keep ’em busy.

Living

10 Emojis That LITERALLY CANNOT Express My Sorrow For Your Loss

There is literally NOTHING that can adequately express my sadness over this tragedy!

Living

The Number of Tampons Women Have Up Their Sleeve Right Now, By Age [Infographic]

More women than ever are keeping tampons up there sleeves than you think.

Style

5 Ways To Wear A Strapless Bra Around Your Waist

Feel free to let your pride and your strapless bra fall all the way down.

Thoughts

I Am Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die

They belong in office. They also belong lifeless in a mass grave.

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My Boyfriend’s A Squirter

I love my squirtin’ guy, but yikes! That stuff goes everywhere!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I Waved To Someone Who Wasn’t Waving To Me

People will never truly understand what it’s like to feel vulnerable.

Thoughts

Oh Thank Christ, Rachel Finally Read That Book About Tidying Up

My own apartment is entirely barren save for one treasured picture of my cat, whom I gave up for adoption after reading that book.

Love and Sex

How to Be Super Chill About Your Husband’s Secret Family

“No biggie, but do you maybe have another wife?”

Style

Summer Trend: The Six-Piece Swimsuit

“It gives women a great overall shape, without exposing the world to their varicose veins, cellulite, or skin.”

Living

How To Own Your Success While Still Blaming Your Mom For Your Failures

Who doesn’t let their daughter get her ears pierced until she’s seven years old?!

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