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Boys, My Eyes Are Up Here, In This Jar
Stop staring at my tits and start looking at my eyes, which are in this jar on this shelf!
Love and Sex
How to Maintain an Air of Sexual Enlightenment Despite Your Straight Vanilla Relationship
Here are some tips to help you remind everyone that you’re simply taking a hiatus from lifelong freakitude
Style
5 Pairs of Eyelashes You Will Never Put On Right
These five falsies add an instant touch of glam to your glamourless peepers—that is, if you can get them on straight.
Love and Sex
Secrets Only BFFs Understand About Putting Each Other Down in Front of Cute Guys
You wouldn’t trade her for anything except a guy over 6’1 with a car and a job.
Thoughts
I’m Always Here if You Want to Talk, Unless I’m At a Sandals Resort
You know that, right? I am always here for you unless I’m at Sandals which is about twice a year.
