Thoughts 4 Foreboding Omens Who Are Trying to Mansplain My Death to Me I don’t need any ominous portent of my death to foretell my demise FOR me.
Love and Sex How to Rally After He Called You ‘Dude’ Isn’t it kind of awesome that he sees you as a companion?
Living Thoughtful Gifts to Buy Yourself Before Getting Everyone You Know a Gift Card Wow, you are so good at gift giving.
Thoughts How I Finally Met the Person I Want to Spend The Rest of My Year With We’ll make it until the new year and then immediately break up.
News Woman Nails Job Interview With Future Harasser “I’m confident, but I still want confirmation that my career rests in his vindictive hands.”
Living Five Pregnancy Symptoms That are Probably Nothing, Right? You’re not pregnant if nobody said you are, right?
News White Men Excited Things Finally Going Their Way For Once Both men agreed this was exactly the type of progress they’d been waiting for.
News Distant Family Friend Comments ‘Nice Mouth’ On Profile Photo Witnesses confirm that he could not take a fucking hint.
Thoughts You Act Like I’m Never Going To Use This Crock-Pot I’ve Had For Eight Years And Kept Unwrapped In Its Box Next week is crock-pot week. Leave me alone.
News Mystery Work Fridge Diet Coke Looks More Delicious Every Minute “It’s just asking to be stolen.”
News ‘I’m a Total Empath,’ Says Woman Talking Way Too Close to People’s Faces at a Party “She said that she could tell we should be friends, even though she was making me really uncomfortable.”
Living Cute Holiday Treats To Guarantee You’ll Need New Pants Soon Say hello to holiday cheer, and hello to new pants!
Thoughts Would I Really Tell You to Clean Your Face With Oil If I Hated You? After putting the bacon grease on your face, put a hot, damp washcloth on your face.
Living America’s Bad Taste in Men Stems From Founding-Daddy Issues No wonder that girl is all messed up.
News Women Retreat to The Hills to Establish Actual Pantsuit Nation “We had no choice but to go out and form an actual nation.”
Living How to Tell Your Daughter The Glass Ceiling Is Her Problem Now She’s gonna have to go to law school like, yesterday.
Thoughts I’m A 7 In New York, A 10 In The Midwest, And A One-Million In Pacifica, The Lost City At The Ocean’s Floor Umm, yeah, like <em>that</em> would ever happen to me in New York!