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“At first it seemed to be an ordinary bathroom, but I had actually entered a magical world.”
“Very cool that a soft cushion understands the female anatomy more than any dude you’ve ever met!”
“It’s that sweet age, one glorious year of fuck, one golden era of unchecked bone-o-rama where anything’s possible.”
Don’t want to get into politics on your Facebook page? Oh, okay. Guess you just want to look like an idiot then.
“I just don’t get it!” says Nadley’s sister. “Three to five times a week is a million times a week!”
“I don’t think I had a life at all before this guy Jake waltzed into mine.”