5 Hot People Who Were Just Other Hot People For Halloween

Thoughts

I Relate to Your Dating Struggles Because I Have A Husband – Did You Know I Have A Husband?

I dated too! I get it! I am married. To my husband. We’re relating, right? This is fun!

Living

QUIZ: Are You a Fall Fanny or a Winter Wenda?

Take this quiz to find out which seasonal bitch you are!

Style

5 Sassy Slogan Tees That Say ‘I Don’t Understand The Difference Between Being Funny and Being Rude’

Comedy gold!

Thoughts

How I Worked My Way Up From Waitress to A Waitress at A Second Restaurant

How did I get so lucky? I don’t know, but I do know I’m not going to let this new platform go to waste.

Living

5 Fall Cocktails That Are Just ‘Should We Do Another Shot of Fireball?’

Just chug Fireball because why the hell not??

Thoughts

In My Day, We Wouldn’t Call President Bush A ‘Harasser,’ We’d Just Call Him A ‘Sick Old Perv’

Honestly, I just don’t see the difference.

Living

How To Talk To Jason About Gun Control Without Him Flexing And Saying, ‘Like These?’

If you want to talk about gun control without Jason comically kissing his bicep, here are some facts to consider.

News

Woman Wonders If He’s Enjoying Going Down On Her The Whole Time

“I was way too focused on whether it was good for him to actually finish.”

Love and Sex

How To Keep It Casual Even Though You Touched His Balls and Loved Every Minute Of It

More sack time please!

Living

How To Be a Free Spirit Even Though You Had a Panic Attack Three Hours Ago

You made it here alive, now order that Moscow mule because you don’t give a fuck!

Love and Sex

Here’s How Often Happy Couples Have Sex and Then Tell Me to Stop Asking Them This

It’s just so weird. I am a scientist.

Thoughts

I Washed My Face With Olive Oil For Two Weeks and They Built A Little Caesars On It

Pizza Pizza!!

News

Woman Just Hoping a Damning Exposé About Trader Joe’s Isn’t on The Horizon

“Can I just have this one thing?”

Thoughts

Why Must I Take on All The Emotional Labor in the Workplace, Like Smelling Everyone’s Lunches?

Do men have to smell all of these disgusting lunches?

Living

How to Make Eye Contact With Your Eyes in The Mirror, Instead Of Your Nipples Like Usual

Having such incredible little teats is a blessing and a curse, isn’t it?!

Love and Sex

Aw! This Man Supports His Girlfriend’s Dreams Even Though He’s Never Listened to What They Are

“She’s just out there doing her thing which is…you know just an amazing thing that I’m proud of.”

Style

4 Sheepskin Looks That Say, ‘Honestly, Fuck Sheep’

Here are four incredibly cozy sheepskin looks that scream, “Honestly, fuck all sheep!”

News

Study: Most Successful Women Don’t Throw Trash in Their Purse

“I guess that’s why I’m still an adjunct.”

Living

4 LA Landmarks to See Before You Give Up and Move Back Home

Before you retreat to the East Coast, make the trip to the Getty Museum.

News

New Automated Text System Alerts Your Ex To Reach Out At Most Inconvenient Time Possible

The tool is very cruel yet extremely effective.

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