Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink

Style

4 Ways to Repurpose the Superfluous Pairs of Pajama Pants Your Parents Will Gift You This Holiday Season

You’ll be sure to have a roaring fire and fewer pairs of extraneous pajama pants.

News

Old Man Leaves Waitress $1000 Tip in Incredibly Kind Power Move

Dennis Balinski left a $1000 tip in one of the most generous assertions of power the town has ever seen.

News

New Study Shows Every Amazing Selfie Took at Least 14 Tries

At least 56% of women consult at least two friends before posting.

White Woman Speaks: Thoughts

I Don’t Feel Bad About Being White, Even Though Nobody Ever Asked Or Expected Me To

I know that’s controversial to say, but somebody has to do it.

News

Nana Still Picking Christmas Gift Based on Grandchild’s Preteen Neopets Obsession

“I know she just loves those little internet animals.”

News

Hosts Invite Single Friend to Couples’ Night So They’ll Have Something to Play With

“It’s a great way for our married friends to smugly enjoy themselves.”

Living

The Best Mid-Century Furniture To Add Elegance to Your Pinterest

This coffee table is as stylish as it is unaffordable.

Style

5 Glossier Products That Will Make Everyone Think You Just Came

Everyone will think you literally squirted mere moments ago!

Living

Did You Know? Crate Training Your Boyfriend Actually Makes Him Feel More Secure

Does your man sometimes shit on the couch? Don’t worry – just lock him up!

Style

Cute Winter Hats That Remind Everyone You Had an ‘Amelie’ Phase

These hats are timeless, just like you felt when you were clit-deep in your Amélie phase.

Entertainment

IMDb to Add ‘Yiiiiikes, FYI’ Section to All Existing Profiles

Yeesh!

Entertainment

How To Not Take It Personally When Prince Harry Marries Not You

Trust that someday this dummy will cheat and he will find you and marry you instead.

Thoughts

How Am I Supposed To ‘Believe Women’ When The Accused Rapist Gave Me His Extra Fries Once?

Luke didn’t assault me, ERGO, he didn’t rape anyone. Got it?

Style

Here’s A Bunch Of Plaid Shit for Winter

So cozy. So plaid.

Style

4 Products That Work As Dry Shampoo If You’re Too Lazy to Shower and Too Lazy to Buy More Dry Shampoo

Everyone already knows you’re phoning it in, anyway.

Living

How to Not Make the Jerk-off Motion at Your Bridesmaids While Your Fiancé Reads His Vows

Trust us: Most people, especially your fiancé, will not think this is a funny thing to do right now.

Living

This Life-Changing Diet Is Just Pretending to Eat A Baby’s Belly

Doctors say the diet may not be medically advisable.

Living

3 Difficult Experiences You’ll Have in Your 20s That Still Aren’t as Emotionally Trying as When Iain Tossed His Baked Alaska in the Bin

Talk about a difficult experience!

Living

The 5 Types of Meat You’ll Still Eat When You Decide to Go Vegetarian

Enjoy some salty meat once and awhile. It’s not a big deal.

News

Oh No! This Woman Shit Her Sisterhood’s Traveling Pants!

“My plan for now is just a ton of Tide to Go.”

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Four Winter Coats That Can Go Fuck Themselves Until They Come in Millennial Pink

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