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This Woman Forgot She Had a Butt Until a Man Sitting in Front of Rite Aide Reminded Her

What a kind gentleman!

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Bead of Sweat That Originated in Woman’s Hair Is Reportedly Now In Her Ass

It is now deep in her ass.

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Man Just Wants To Discuss Quentin Tarantino Movies Without Going ‘Political’

“Tarantino is a genius, that’s a fact.”

Love and Sex

How to Sabotage Your Dating Life So You Never Have To Share Dessert

It’s just not worth being in a relationship when it means you have to share the gooey brownie sitting in between you and some man.

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This Wretched Bitch Told Her Friend ‘There’s Something In Your Teeth’

What a monster!

Living

4 Sorbets For When You Wanted Ice Cream But This Is Fine

Bon appetit!

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Woman’s Longest Relationship Is With Dirty Unwashed Sheets

Deirdre had no idea how far the relationship would go when she first bought her sheets, eight months ago.

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White Woman Really Needs You to Know She Can Handle Spicy Food

She’s not like other white ladies because she’s a white lady who loves and can totally handle spicy food!

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Forensic Analysts Confirm Jenn, Sam, and Gina Posted The Same Photo With Different Filters

Forensic experts ran the photos through various tests.

News

Woman Pretends She Hasn’t Gentrified Neighborhood by Avoiding Eye Contact with Neighbors

“I just sort of keep my head down and rush around so hopefully no one notices me being a gentrifier.”

Entertainment

Meghan Markle Awakes In Dead of Night, Whispers ‘Suits’

“It’s nice to know Meghan is haunted by her past as a D-list celebrity on an OK show.”

Style

4 Platform Sandals That Will Show Animated Lizzie McGuire There’s a New Fun Bitch in Town

Lizzie who?

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Woman Completes 500 Hours Of Considering Doing Yoga Teacher Training

“She just wants to think about it.”

Style

Jumpsuits That Will Have Your Friends Saying, “Oh, It’s a Jumpsuit!”

They’re not wrong!

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Report: Everyone From Your High School Has a Kid Named Jayden Now

“It’s truly remarkable.”

Podcast

On The Reductress Minute: This Cover of Uptown Funk Has a Little Something For Nobody

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Living

How to Help a Man With His Problems While Your Thong is Fully Wedgied Up Your Vagina

It is possible!

News

Study Finds Racism on Dating Apps and Also Every Single Other Place

“I, for one, was shocked,” says lead researcher and white man Mark Frommer.

News

Man Calls Girlfriend ‘Yanny’ During Sex, Swears He Said ‘Laurel’

James and girlfriend Laurel were mid-coitus last night when James did the unthinkable.

News

Scientists Report Sudden Increase in White Individuals Allergic to Black People Enjoying Themselves

“We haven’t seen such a sharp hike in this particular sensitivity since the late 1960s.”

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