Last weekend over brunch, 31-year old Dora Wyatt reportedly told her friend Rebecca Hannigan that she had something in her teeth. While many close to the incident report that Hannigan did have something in her teeth, they agree that it was still pretty fucked up and awkward and that it’s unclear when Wyatt became such a huge, wretched bitch.
“She just said it so casually,” says Hannigan. “We were having a good time and then, out of nowhere, she tells me in front of everyone that I have some of my eggs benedict in my teeth. And she did this stupid little gesture, pointing to her teeth. It’s like, bitch, I know where teeth are!”
Wyatt, meanwhile, insists that she was only trying to help.
“She had a huge piece of spinach in her teeth,” she says. “Did she just not want to know about it? I don’t understand.”
But witnesses see things differently. They claim that when Wyatt quietly mentioned it to Hannigan from across the table, it sent chills throughout the room, leaving everyone stunned at Wyatt’s total bitch move.
“Everyone at the table just sort of froze,” says Virginia Moore, another brunch attendee. “It was like, I see how she was maybe trying to just tell a friend that she had shit in her teeth, but it felt like a full on attack.”
“I was so embarrassed for Rebecca,” says another friend, Meghan Briggs. “We all knew she had food in her teeth but there’s etiquette, you know? You’re not supposed to say anything. Your friend should discover it later when she’s washing her hands, and think, ‘Oh my god, how long has that been there?’”
For her part, Hannigan says she just wants an acknowledgment of the wrongdoing.
“It’s not even a huge deal. I’d be chill if she would just admit it was like…only something a dirty fucking bitch would do.”
Those who know Wyatt claim that she’s no stranger to being a total wretched bitch. In fact, she’s constantly doing bitchy things to utterly humiliate her friends including letting them know when they have toilet paper stuck to their shoes, and telling them when their skirts are tucked into their underwear.
What a monster!
