Author Archives for Carley Moseley

Quiz: Is That White Woman Dancing or Afraid of a Bee?

This Wretched Bitch Told Her Friend ‘There’s Something In Your Teeth’

Six Ways to Retroactively Feel Okay About What You Said to Tina

6 Potatoes That Look Like Your Ex-Boyfriend Fucking His New Wife

Nummies - Reductress

Four Humble Brags that Double As Hamburger Recipes

B-List Celebrities with A-List Celebrity Dog Eyes

Hospital - Reductress

Five Vintage Diseases Totally Making a Comeback

Susan G. Komen Teams Up with Asbestos for Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Four Fall Sports to Help Your Day Drinking

Lifestyle - Reductress

Get a Head Start on Your Seasonal Affective Disorder

Confident 15-Year-Old Brought Down a Peg by Neighborhood Mom

Mother of Three Changes Mind About Favorite Child