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Tragic! Woman Who Saw Rain Forecast Didn’t Think It Was Serious

Obnoxious Friend Experiencing Linear Career Growth

New Study Shows Friends Can Like Different Things It Just Really Sucks

Yikes! Retail Therapy Cheaper Than Actual Therapy

Scientists Give Up on Finding a Way to Describe a Song That Isn’t Singing It a Little Bit

Woman Awakened in Middle of Night by Pressing Need to Mindlessly Use Phone for 37 Minutes

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Yikes! Tarot Reader Definitely Talking About Their Own Drama

White Woman Posts Tutorial for Hairstyle She Made Fun of You for in High School

Coca-Cola Admits They Still Put a Little Cocaine in the Diet Ones

Woman Ignores Teeth Feeling Weird for 6th Month in a Row

REPORT: Raising a Child Now Costs 12,000,000 Airline Points

Pointless? This Public Art Piece Isn’t Advertising Anything

REPORT: Stop Trying to Pronounce Worcestershire and Move On

Mug of Coffee Begs for Sweet Release of Death After Being Put in Microwave for Seventh Time

Teacher Yearns for Simpler Days When Students Only Needed to Worry About Nuclear Attacks

Unclear Whether Friend’s Fucked Up Story Supposed to Be Funny or Sad

All-White Organization Doesn’t Understand Why No People of Color Want to Join

Woman Too Depressed to Do Any of the Things That Lessen Depression

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