4 Gifts for Your Unresponsive Friend That Are All Portable Chargers New iPhone is a great second option though!
Brave! Umbrella Leaving House Knows There’s an 80% Chance It Doesn’t Make It Home “He doesn’t wish to leave his family behind but he knows that you need him.”
’Thanksgiving Just Feels Different This Year,’ Says Woman Describing Passage of Time and End of Childhood No one really wanted to tell her that, because it’s a profoundly sad idea.
Dog Who Is Profoundly Joyful at Your Return Unaware It Is Temporary Experts say this will only make it harder for him when you leave in 72 hours, you sick fuck.
QUIZ: Did You Sleep Weird or Is It the First Semblance of Back Pain That Will Plague You for Life? Can you touch your toes?
5 Cat Treats That Are Actually Human Meals That You Made for Yourself Just make sure to wipe off the Caesar dressing befo––oh, he likes it? Okay, sure, go for it!
‘I Have IBS,’ Says Woman Who Actually Just Had Four Drinkable Yogurts “I have no clue what makes it act up!”
How to Have a One-Night Stand Even Though You Need Your CPAP Machine to Sleep Work the machine into your foreplay.
Traitor? Friend Who Agreed to Meet up and Work Actually Working Doesn’t she know that’s not how this works?
‘Beards Are Makeup for Men,’ Says Man Who Should Literally Just Try Makeup “I don’t know if he realizes that ‘makeup’ is also makeup for men.”
‘Cooking Is an Art, Baking Is a Science,’ Says Woman Spreading Funfetti Frosting on Her Funfetti Cake “It’s all data and measurement and numbers. If you don’t follow the recipe exactly, you’re fucked.”
‘Comparison Is the Thief of Joy,’ Says Woman Who Apparently Has Never Compared Herself to a Huge Loser “Okay, wow, yeah, that was actually amazing.”
How to Make Your Clothes Fit Like They Fit Skater Boys by Transitioning One of the pitfalls of dressing masculinely as a woman is that unfortunately, clothes often do not fall on the...
QUIZ: Should You Confront Them or Play the Confrontation Out in Your Head, Resolve It, and Pretend That’s Closure? What if they get mad at you? Or worse, disagree?
How to Enjoy a Late Summer Breeze Without Panicking That It’s Over, It’s All Over OH GOD, THERE’S NO TIME!
How to Enjoy the Company of a Charming Man Without Thinking About How He Could Successfully Create and Lead a Cult Try and fail to steel yourself against his wiles.
How to Recommend a Book Without Making It Obvious You’ve Just Read the One Book You liked it and would recommend it because you have absolutely no frame of reference for whether it is technically “good.”