5 Cat Treats That Are Actually Human Meals That You Made for Yourself Just make sure to wipe off the Caesar dressing befo––oh, he likes it? Okay, sure, go for it!
‘I Have IBS,’ Says Woman Who Actually Just Had Four Drinkable Yogurts “I have no clue what makes it act up!”
How to Have a One-Night Stand Even Though You Need Your CPAP Machine to Sleep Work the machine into your foreplay.
Traitor? Friend Who Agreed to Meet up and Work Actually Working Doesn’t she know that’s not how this works?
‘Cooking Is an Art, Baking Is a Science,’ Says Woman Spreading Funfetti Frosting on Her Funfetti Cake “It’s all data and measurement and numbers. If you don’t follow the recipe exactly, you’re fucked.”
‘Comparison Is the Thief of Joy,’ Says Woman Who Apparently Has Never Compared Herself to a Huge Loser “Okay, wow, yeah, that was actually amazing.”
How to Make Your Clothes Fit Like They Fit Skater Boys by Transitioning One of the pitfalls of dressing masculinely as a woman is that unfortunately, clothes often do not fall on the...
QUIZ: Should You Confront Them or Play the Confrontation Out in Your Head, Resolve It, and Pretend That’s Closure? What if they get mad at you? Or worse, disagree?
How to Enjoy a Late Summer Breeze Without Panicking That It’s Over, It’s All Over OH GOD, THERE’S NO TIME!
How to Enjoy the Company of a Charming Man Without Thinking About How He Could Successfully Create and Lead a Cult Try and fail to steel yourself against his wiles.
QUIZ: Did You Sleep Weird or Is It the First Semblance of Back Pain That Will Plague You for Life? Can you touch your toes?
How to Recommend a Book Without Making It Obvious You’ve Just Read the One Book You liked it and would recommend it because you have absolutely no frame of reference for whether it is technically “good.”
Interesting! Man Only Answering the Easy Jeopardy Questions Out Loud Where does his confidence go when it comes to the $1000 questions?
How to Make New Lifelong Friends Now That’s It’s Wedding Season Just in time to enjoy a free dinner, open bar, and delicious slice of cake.
QUIZ: Should You Honor the History of This Mid-Century French-Style House or Gut That Shit and Make It Gray? What is renovation about, in your mind?
QUIZ: Is This Cat an Asshole or Do You Just Hate an Animal With Boundaries? Did the cat, perhaps, give any warning signs that it might not like this behavior?
QUIZ: Should You Explore the Wonders of the Internet With Its Many Academic Offerings or Watch Your Own Story Again? “I just pick such great pictures and text.”
Woman Keeping Those in Case Dirty, Beat Up, Torn Apart Shoes Come Back in Style “Who’s to say shitty disgusting sneakers that you wore to your 11th grade prom won’t come back?”
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